Coulda, Shoulda, Woulda

Coulda, Shoulda, Woulda

I coulda been born in another country, not the United States, the greatest country in the history of the world.

I shoulda treated my little brother better when we were kids.

I woulda been an Eagle Boy Scout if I didn't quit because my best friend did.

I coulda been a rock star with my band The West Coast Cab Company if we had practiced more than twice in 7th grade and I had any talent.

I shoulda learned how to play the piano.

I woulda been a great Air Force fighter pilot if I weren't so tall, heavy, and visually impaired.

I coulda been a great college football player if I didn't use a knee injury as an excuse to give up.

I shoulda finished college.

I woulda been a great defense lawyer.

I coulda stayed with my first wife and be celebrating our 36th anniversary next month.

I shoulda been a better husband to both of my wives.

I woulda loved to have 5 kids, but I'm happy I have one super one.

I coulda had a salad for lunch.

I shoulda lost 100 pounds years ago.

I woulda become a vegetarian if meat wasn't so tasty.

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