Verbal Eloquence Is Confusing

Verbal Eloquence Is Confusing

I love words. I love writing. I love eloquent speeches. The problem with eloquent speeches is that some people don't understand all the words and the nuances of the words. These people do not get it. They see people who give eloquent speeches as elitist. They see people who give eloquent speeches as eggheads. The average person of moderate education looks for words they can understand. Do you hear me Barack?

Here is what you need to say:

"The United States is the greatest country in the world. I love the United States!"

"I am a Christian. Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior!"

"I will do all I can to bring the American Dream to all!"

"I will cut taxes on the Middle Class!"

"I will use our fight against Climate Change to create new good jobs!"

"I will reduce or eliminate our dependence on foreign oil!"

"I will ensure education from pre-school through college for all!"

"I will support our troops with all our resources!"

"I will track down and kill Osama Bin Laden and Al Qaeda!"

"I will end the War in Iraq!"

"I will restore Our Country's place as a respected leader of the world!"

"I will ensure that every American has Health Care!"

"I will fight against discrimination in all its forms!"

"I will fight for and defend Women's Rights, including their right to choose!"

"I will defend Israel with all our resources!"

"I will bring internet access to all Americans!"

"Did I tell you how much I love this country? I love the United States!"

Please feel free to use any of these lines without restrictions or reference to me as the writer. Just say them as often as possible. Oh, and don't forget to make it clear that John McCain is a flip-flopper. Also, because McCain is soo old, his Vice President will probably be the President and anyone who votes for McCain must like the V. P. also!

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