Halloween... Boo Humbug!

 

      Well, it is Halloween again.  I don't like Halloween.  It is born out of pagan demon worship rituals.  Basically kids learn nothing more than being greedy.  If you don't give me what I want, even though there is no reason for you to give me anything, I will egg your house.  Good lesson for children as they drift into some kind of sugar coma.

 

      "Happy Halloween," said the announcer on my alarm clock radio.  As I rolled over to snuggle my pillow for one or two more minutes, I thought about how much I dislike Halloween.  It's going to be a day of freaks; freaks on the bus, freaks on the train, freaks on the street, and freaks at work.  Man, I wish I could eliminate Halloween in favor of an extra Thanksgiving.

 

      As I got on my bus and looked around, none of the ten people were wearing costumes.  I sat in my seat and relaxed as usual.  The train, no costumes; the street, no costumes; at work, NO COSTUMES, it was great!  I just went through a normal day except for one of the sales guys who offered me a candy bar.  Then on my way home after work there was just one woman dressed up like Catwoman and she was smokin' hot!  No problem!

 

      Overall, I had a great Halloween.  It was just another day and for once that was just what I wanted, no surprises, no frights, just a regular day.  Thanks Chicago!

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